Leo Daedalus

Welcome to whatever this is. Either you know me or you mistyped your search. Otherwise this must be the mysterious Third Option foretold by the dude outside 7-11. Fair enough. Here's some info for your troubles.I've done turns as a performer, writer, comedian, an artist of various modes, and a philosophy nerd, and I make a pretty good cup of coffee. This negligible tale plays out in the glorious Pacific Northwest, mostly here in PDX. These days I play recluse in a tiny house, writing a book and meditating. Also playing Nintendo and exploring the <a href="https://www.patreon.com/posts/synaptic-prune-88558164" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">wild world of late-diagnosed neurodivergence</a> with my accomplice and wife, a glitter unicorn named Anna. The glitter is real. I find rhinestones everywhere. People find them in my hair. We also consort regularly with Maki, a supermutt we lease from the neighbors.The book is The Peradventures of Tomorrow and Noone. Call it a philosophical adventure story. Or vice versa. This Patreon once promised serialized installations thereof but, as <a href="https://www.patreon.com/posts/synaptic-prune-88558164" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">the previously linked post</a> explains, the book refuses to unfold in sufficiently linear fashion. Now this Patreon promises Absolutely Nothing. Which, incidentally, is what a guitarist I once auditioned said I should call my band. It was an excellent idea.Promises aside, it is inevitable that I will continue to keep my Woefully Underserved Supporters posted at irregular intervals on the progress of the book and of the neurodivergent shenanigans. The infotainment must go on.And there you have it. Unless 7-11 dude was a true prophet, you probably meant to search for "Lego dandelions." One way or another, welcome to whatever this is.

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